Hilarious Insults From Students That Made Their Teacher’s Jaw Drop

Hilarious Insults From Students That Made Their Teacher’s Jaw Drop

Hilarious Insults From Students That Made Their Teacher’s Jaw Drop

 

In honor of the start of 2019-2020 school year, BuzzFeed asked teachers about the most brutal insults aimed at them by students.

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  1. “A student once grabbed my face and told me I had the face of a man and the nose of a dog.”
  2. “My husband was teaching his kindergarten class when a kid asked him how he could breathe. Having no idea why the kid asked that, he said, ‘Yes, why do you ask?’ The kid replied, ‘Because you have so much nose hair.'”
  3. “I was working with a student when a fly kept buzzing around me. The student looked at me and said, ‘It’s flying around you because it knows you’re dirty!'”
  4. “Sixth grade student: ‘Are you getting enough sleep at night?’ Me: ‘Uhh yes? Why?’ Student: ‘Because those bags under your eyes are turning into mattresses.’”
  5. “I was talking about the Disney Princesses to one of my preschool students. I said, ‘This one is Belle. She has brown hair, like me!’ He replied, ‘You’re not pretty like a princess, though.’”
  6. “A child in my class came up and said, ‘Can I give you a hug because you’re all squishy around the middle like a teddy bear.’ I had salad for dinner after that.”
  7. “I was chatting with one of my second graders when she asked if I had kids. I replied that I did not. She then asked if I had a husband, and I again replied that I did not. She immediately said, ‘So you mostly just hang out with your mom then?’”
  8. “My teacher friend and her boyfriend had just split up, and when her class somehow found out, they made up a song called ‘Miss G had a boyfriend but he’s never coming back’ and sang it at her all week.”
  9. “I was about 6-7 months pregnant when one of my third graders turned to me and said, ‘You know, you don’t look pregnant. You just look like you’re getting fat.'”
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