Ever Wanted to Date Colonel Sanders? Well Now You Can

Ever Wanted to Date Colonel Sanders? Well Now You Can

Ever Wanted to Date Colonel Sanders? Well Now You Can

 

If you’ve ever contemplated a sexy version of Colonel Sanders, with salt-and-pepper hair and a warm smile, this is your lucky day.

Mashable reports that Kentucky Fried Chicken dropped a video online Tuesday to promote a new dating game, where players can attempt to win the heart of a slimmer, ambiguously younger and hunkier version of their mascot Colonel Sanders.

“Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time?” the game description reads.

In the game, players will meet the Colonel as culinary students, and will be faced with “life-changing” choices that will affect chances of friendship & more with nine-game characters. KFC promises multiple hours of game play and a secret ending.

If all goes well, maybe you’ll win the heart of this new Colonel, which the outlet describes as a “chiseled Dream Daddy-esque hipster,” ready to “feed you vegan KFC nuggets while playing Weezer’s latest album.”

No word on exactly when the I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator game is set to drop.

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